Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Is plane travel as safe as people say it is?

Have you ever wondered why you feel so dehydrated and tired when you get off a plane?
Of course people fling theories like pressurised air in the cabin etc but really the fact that YOUR BODY IS TRAVELLING TOO FAST through the earth's atmosphere is the culprit.
The fact is air travel ages you prematurely, air travel while drinking caffeine is even worse.
One of the ways of combatting this phenomenon is sitting on the plane backwards and drinking a lot of water.
Of course don't go to the loo because apparently your innards get sucked out when you flush the chain.

1 Comments:

Blogger Damnpants said...

I still think the sitting backwards thing could work but obviously that presents difficulties as the seating is all forward facing EXCEPT the stewards. They don't look all ahagged out all the time so that MUST be the answer.

Airline food should be abolished, I'm pretty sure it slows down the metabolism rate (that's why you feel so full after air travel) which then makes your body work harder thus ages you more quickly.

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